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I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (740)
by moJoe
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A message from sensei (idea) (570)
by sensei
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The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea) (514)
by codic
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E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing) (467)
by sockpuppet
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Nathan, This Is Unacceptable (idea) (441)
by dem bones
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You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad (place) (438)
by ToasterLeavings
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Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea) (433)
by ToasterLeavings
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Honor Roll (idea) (409)
by Professor Pi
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The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01 (thing) (392)
by Jennifer
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The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's! (idea) (388)
by Jet-Poop
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Fucked up Facts from History (place) (387)
by DoubleD
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Touch the Puppy (idea) (379)
by theonomist
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Asperger's syndrome (thing) (366)
by kessenich
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I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (364)
by freeborn
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All your base are belong to us (idea) (356)
by Lactic.Acid
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Do you remember how small your body was when you were five? (person) (346)
by jessicapierce
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Aspects of American society that may be new to you (idea) (344)
by everyone
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Adam Purcell (person) (343)
by panamaus
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The E2 Backstory (idea) (342)
by clampe
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That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics (idea) (341)
by ZamZ
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All your base are belong to us (thing) (334)
by TheAmazingGoat
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Hermetic (person) (332)
by karma debt
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So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person) (329)
by UterusHammer
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Helping your kid brother die (person) (326)
by IWhoSawTheFace
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Fifteen Elvish ways to die (idea) (321)
by Igloowhite
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Rape committed by women (idea) (312)
by xunker
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My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store (idea) (311)
by illusionist
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Asperger's syndrome (thing) (311)
by Pakaran
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Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game (idea) (310)
by
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How did I get here, Sarah? (place) (309)
by junkpile
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What girls aren't taught (idea) (305)
by Hermetic
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Why I torched the crack house (idea) (304)
by mutant
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Node your homework (idea) (304)
by sensei
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I have asked my library to ban a book (idea) (299)
by Sylvar
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Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex (idea) (293)
by gahachino
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The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured (idea) (293)
by Quizro
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I like my coffee the way I like my women (idea) (292)
by achan
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Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox (idea) (292)
by Cool Man Eddie
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How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years (idea) (292)
by illusionist
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Things to do, if you are hard-core (idea) (291)
by Piter
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For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. (thing) (289)
by 7Zark7
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Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff (idea) (288)
by Templeton
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E2 HTML tags (idea) (288)
by N-Wing
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The Infamous Bell Tower Prank of 1996 (thing) (285)
by Jurph
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Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people (idea) (283)
by Dialogue
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Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) (283)
by Igloowhite
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Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers (thing) (283)
by Jurph
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pile of kittens (idea) (282)
by that girl
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Thanks from our Hearts (idea) (275)
by stepmom
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Butterfinger McFlurry (thing) (274)
by tregoweth
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Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando (idea) (274)
by Mortice
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I am forced to smoke my cat (idea) (273)
by sockpuppet
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E2 Clique Application Form (idea) (272)
by Rancid_Pickle
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XP stoicism (idea) (272)
by ideath
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Donnie Darko (person) (272)
by Walter
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Things nobody tells you about the south pole (place) (271)
by iceowl
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Nodespotting (idea) (270)
by kslawson
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The homosexual agenda (thing) (269)
by Evil Catullus
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I was a homeless bum (idea) (269)
by FelonyMPulse
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Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner (idea) (268)
by fondue
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How to disappear completely and never be found (idea) (268)
by kowalski
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I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line (thing) (265)
by gambit32
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The perfect node (thing) (264)
by dem bones
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The world breaks everyone (idea) (264)
by Jet-Poop
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When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY (idea) (264)
by Quizro
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The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm (idea) (264)
by Pseudo_Intellectual
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Warning signs that your child may be a Goth (idea) (263)
by Gorgonzola
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The Bear FAQ (idea) (262)
by dpride
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-30- (thing) (260)
by SharQ
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The most frequently banned books in the 1990s (thing) (259)
by Saige
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The Marty McKolskey Incident (idea) (259)
by Anatole
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Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power (idea) (258)
by Spydr
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Brian Eno (person) (256)
by nate
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Pussy Snorkel (review) (256)
by heppigirl
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The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto (idea) (256)
by Igloowhite
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Eat poop you cat (thing) (256)
by ideath
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My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem (thing) (255)
by ToasterLeavings
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Why American women shave their legs (idea) (255)
by dannye
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My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store (idea) (255)
by AnotherMartini
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Absinthe (thing) (255)
by sensei
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Words of Advice for Young People (idea) (254)
by everyone
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Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts (thing) (254)
by creases
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The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited (idea) (253)
by Pseudo_Intellectual
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What girls aren't taught (idea) (253)
by heyoka
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What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands (idea) (252)
by
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You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story. (place) (250)
by Igloowhite
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202-244-3121 (thing) (250)
by dg
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Uberman's Sleep Schedule (thing) (250)
by PureDoxyk
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Quotes from sleeping people (idea) (249)
by Cow Of Doom
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Attempting to urinate with an erect penis (thing) (249)
by renster
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Spy satellites can't read your license plate (idea) (248)
by El Puerco Loco
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Suicidal Teens Fucking Piss Me Off (thing) (247)
by Evil Catullus
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E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid (idea) (247)
by tobtoh
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they hit each other, like fucking christ intended! (idea) (245)
by Jet-Poop
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London's calling, and it's calling you gay (idea) (244)
by humbabba
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You are not special. You will die here, too. (idea) (244)
by iceowl
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Butterfinger McFlurry (thing) (241)
by Devon
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Judging women by their books (person) (240)
by Sylvar
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Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution (idea) (239)
by m_turner
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Bowling for Columbine (thing) (239)
by harveysad
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