Everything2 Writeup Statistics

Writeups with Highest Reputation

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1	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (740) by moJoe
2	A message from sensei (idea) (570) by sensei
3	The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea) (514) by codic
4	E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing) (467) by sockpuppet
5	Nathan, This Is Unacceptable (idea) (441) by dem bones
6	You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad (place) (438) by ToasterLeavings
7	Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea) (433) by ToasterLeavings
8	Honor Roll (idea) (409) by Professor Pi
9	The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01 (thing) (392) by Jennifer
10	The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's! (idea) (388) by Jet-Poop
11	Fucked up Facts from History (place) (387) by DoubleD
12	Touch the Puppy (idea) (379) by theonomist
13	Asperger's syndrome (thing) (366) by kessenich
14	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (364) by freeborn
15	All your base are belong to us (idea) (356) by Lactic.Acid

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Writeups with Lowest Reputation

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1	September 11, 2004 (idea) (-57) by Deckard97
2	April 27, 2003 (idea) (-54) by Cyan de Funk
3	This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy! (person) (-44) by Heisenberg
4	Cirque du Soleil (thing) (-37) by theonomist
5	November 4, 2004 (idea) (-32) by Lencil
6	Virtual March on Washington (idea) (-27) by Noung
7	March 30, 2003 (thing) (-25) by Tally Ho
8	theosophy (thing) (-22) by theonomist
9	March 19, 2001 (idea) (-21) by Yawgmoth
10	Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution (idea) (-21) by everyone
11	Ten reasons to believe in God (thing) (-21) by Footprints
12	The Dictionary (thing) (-20) by ushdfgakjasgh
13	March 10, 2005 (thing) (-20) by SkEtChYcReW
14	August 9, 2003 (idea) (-20) by tomtomclubpres
15	the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires (log) (-19) by ushdfgakjasgh

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Writeups with Most Upvotes

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1	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (948) by moJoe
2	You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad (place) (661) by ToasterLeavings
3	Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea) (595) by ToasterLeavings
4	A message from sensei (idea) (590) by sensei
5	The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea) (542) by codic
6	Nathan, This Is Unacceptable (idea) (535) by dem bones
7	E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing) (528) by sockpuppet
8	Touch the Puppy (idea) (490) by theonomist
9	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (476) by freeborn
10	Butterfinger McFlurry (thing) (454) by tregoweth
11	Honor Roll (idea) (449) by Professor Pi
12	The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01 (thing) (447) by Jennifer
13	The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's! (idea) (438) by Jet-Poop
14	Fucked up Facts from History (place) (425) by DoubleD
15	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (391) by yam

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Writeups with Least Upvotes

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1	fertility pill (thing) (0) by dmd
2	Guy Kawasaki (person) (0) by carp
3	consumer electronics (thing) (0) by Antialias
4	KZSU (thing) (0) by smurph
5	Tech te Ch'ing (thing) (0) by Dr.Tzybduira
6	AISB (place) (0) by dufke
7	DOS-Merge (thing) (0) by mheyman
8	Mindcraft (thing) (0) by Gary Franczyk
9	Jack Sams (person) (0) by deuterium
10	bouncing (idea) (0) by TheBeavis
11	TRW Automotive (thing) (0) by Iriantuu
12	human efforts (thing) (0) by Miles_Dirac
13	curricular computing (idea) (0) by mrichich
14	MUD-Dev (thing) (0) by EmilEifrem
15	Internet Type Foundry Index (thing) (0) by CHrisMacG

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Writeups with Most Downvotes

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1	THE LOUD NODE (thing) (263) by FishHead
2	You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad (place) (223) by ToasterLeavings
3	Ten reasons to believe in God (thing) (219) by Footprints
4	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (208) by moJoe
5	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (186) by Eraser_
6	Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution (idea) (186) by everyone
7	Butterfinger McFlurry (thing) (181) by tregoweth
8	IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR. (idea) (176) by Leto Atreides 2
9	I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky? (idea) (173) by Footprints
10	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (172) by yam
11	Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea) (162) by ToasterLeavings
12	Tits on a keyboard (idea) (157) by jessicapierce
13	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (154) by Wintersweet
14	The problem with nodes condoning drugs (idea) (153) by K9
15	The problem with nodes condoning drugs (idea) (141) by Footprints

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Writeups with Least Downvotes

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1	Draft Everything2 Terms of Service response (log) (0) by alex
2	Chief Dan George (person) (0) by graceness
3	Secretly Canadian Records (thing) (0) by graceness
4	Jack Nicholson (person) (0) by graceness
5	True Stories (thing) (0) by graceness
6	February 1, 2003 (thing) (0) by alex
7	I shall tell in silence (idea) (0) by graceness
8	woman (person) (0) by graceness
9	Westport, Connecticut (place) (0) by aepishadow
10	Tom Lash (person) (0) by PikeWake
11	Cambridge Change (idea) (0) by siren
12	Manhattan Is My Beat (thing) (0) by FlameBoy
13	limit switch (thing) (0) by firmware
14	Conquests and Cultures (thing) (0) by Dataknife
15	West Coast Conference (thing) (0) by Xamot

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Writeups with Most Total Votes

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1	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (1156) by moJoe
2	You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad (place) (884) by ToasterLeavings
3	Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea) (757) by ToasterLeavings
4	Butterfinger McFlurry (thing) (635) by tregoweth
5	Nathan, This Is Unacceptable (idea) (629) by dem bones
6	A message from sensei (idea) (610) by sensei
7	Touch the Puppy (idea) (601) by theonomist
8	E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing) (589) by sockpuppet
9	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (588) by freeborn
10	THE LOUD NODE (thing) (574) by FishHead
11	The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea) (570) by codic
12	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (563) by yam
13	I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky? (idea) (554) by Footprints
14	Tits on a keyboard (idea) (509) by jessicapierce
15	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) (505) by Eraser_

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Writeups with Least Total Votes

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1	Korean romanization (person) (1) by nuere
2	Draft Everything2 Terms of Service response (log) (1) by alex
3	Augur (person) (2) by nmx
4	Maceo (idea) (2) by dotc
5	Morphophilia (thing) (2) by Eraser_
6	Mark Schmitt (person) (2) by vees
7	RAID (idea) (2) by semprini
8	CodeWright Editor Macros: Remove Blank Lines (thing) (2) by Glowin_Orb
9	Holywar (idea) (2) by Shanoyu
10	Black Book of Chirk (thing) (2) by Tlachtga
11	Sulfur Trioxide (thing) (2) by Tannor
12	Frame Station (thing) (2) by 723
13	Don Pedro (person) (2) by Queequeg
14	RA Process (thing) (2) by Jabooty
15	lighter tether (thing) (2) by markf

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Most Controversial Writeups

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1	Zeno's Paradox (idea) (Votes: 88, Rep: 0) by hoopy_frood
2	Rap isn't music (idea) (Votes: 86, Rep: 0) by Glowing Fish
3	The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (thing) (Votes: 82, Rep: 0) by Segnbora-t
4	La petite mort (idea) (Votes: 80, Rep: 0) by Tem42
5	dubious internet firsts (idea) (Votes: 76, Rep: 0) by dg
6	March 7, 2003 (idea) (Votes: 76, Rep: 0) by Paid8x
7	December 14, 2001 (idea) (Votes: 76, Rep: 0) by Suckapant
8	Gravity (idea) (Votes: 76, Rep: 0) by
9	infinity (idea) (Votes: 74, Rep: 0) by moJoe
10	If you are a member of a government agency you must leave now. (idea) (Votes: 66, Rep: 0) by MaGraphff
11	The future is cleavage (idea) (Votes: 58, Rep: 0) by bandy
12	February 2, 2001 (idea) (Votes: 56, Rep: 0) by sgs
13	Katana (thing) (Votes: 56, Rep: 0) by dasmoose
14	Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies (poetry) (Votes: 54, Rep: 0) by Spifficus Rex
15	college (idea) (Votes: 50, Rep: 0) by ZachClash

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Least Controversial Writeups

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1	Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword (idea) (Votes: 193, Rep: 193) by zgirll
2	What it's like to be raided by the FBI (idea) (Votes: 136, Rep: 136) by evilkalla
3	yclept (idea) (Votes: 132, Rep: 132) by wertperch
4	Theremin (thing) (Votes: 125, Rep: 125) by anthropod
5	United States v. Lucite Ball Containing Lunar Material (thing) (Votes: 125, Rep: 125) by haze
6	Other things nobody tells you about the south pole (thing) (Votes: 116, Rep: 116) by iceowl
7	Selection and care of kitchen knives (thing) (Votes: 114, Rep: 114) by sneff
8	John Holmes (person) (Votes: 110, Rep: 110) by wertperch
9	United States Military Ranks (thing) (Votes: 103, Rep: 103) by pylon
10	Pascal's Triangle (thing) (Votes: 102, Rep: 102) by Uberfetus
11	Wyatt Earp (person) (Votes: 101, Rep: 101) by Palpz
12	Jacob's Ladder (review) (Votes: 98, Rep: 98) by The Custodian
13	Catherine the Great (person) (Votes: 98, Rep: 98) by Segnbora-t
14	Star Wars Episode 1.1: The Phantom Edit (thing) (Votes: 98, Rep: 98) by TW
15	The death of Mr. Hooper (idea) (Votes: 97, Rep: 97) by Gamaliel

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Writeups with Most Cools

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1	Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts (thing) (63) by creases
2	So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person) (57) by UterusHammer
3	You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad (place) (56) by ToasterLeavings
4	E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing) (56) by sockpuppet
5	How did I get here, Sarah? (place) (52) by junkpile
6	Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea) (45) by ToasterLeavings
7	The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01 (thing) (41) by Jennifer
8	You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story. (place) (41) by Igloowhite
9	1,340,666 women just like me (thing) (41) by radlab0
10	Adam Purcell (person) (40) by panamaus
11	Helping your kid brother die (person) (40) by IWhoSawTheFace
12	The Bear FAQ (idea) (40) by dpride
13	All the gold you can eat (person) (39) by dannye
14	A message from sensei (idea) (37) by sensei
15	Why there is no moloch13 (person) (37) by moloch36

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Writeups with Least Cools

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1	fertility pill (thing) (0) by dmd
2	Guy Kawasaki (person) (0) by carp
3	consumer electronics (thing) (0) by Antialias
4	Ahmet Zappa (person) (0) by kmcardle
5	KZSU (thing) (0) by smurph
6	Tech te Ch'ing (thing) (0) by Dr.Tzybduira
7	AISB (place) (0) by dufke
8	DOS-Merge (thing) (0) by mheyman
9	Mindcraft (thing) (0) by Gary Franczyk
10	Jack Sams (person) (0) by deuterium
11	bouncing (idea) (0) by TheBeavis
12	TRW Automotive (thing) (0) by Iriantuu
13	human efforts (thing) (0) by Miles_Dirac
14	curricular computing (idea) (0) by mrichich
15	MUD-Dev (thing) (0) by EmilEifrem

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Non-C!ed Writeups with Highest Reputation

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1	September 11, 2001 (idea) (128) by NightShadow
2	Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (idea) (127) by bitter_engineer
3	Why don't men shave? (idea) (125) by Xamot
4	September 11, 2001 (idea) (123) by wertperch
5	Absinthe (thing) (123) by Jack Black
6	Brave New World (thing) (117) by rpl
7	Perl (thing) (112) by thbz-gene
8	polyamory (idea) (111) by PopeFelix
9	September 11, 2001 (thing) (108) by Oolong
10	Noam Chomsky (person) (104) by ryano
11	September 11, 2001 (idea) (104) by mkb
12	Meme (idea) (104) by Scam
13	Mulholland Drive (place) (102) by Inyo
14	Church of the Subgenius (thing) (101) by ximenez
15	Ender's Game (idea) (100) by Gartogg

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C!ed Writeups with Lowest Reputation

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1	This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy! (person) (-44) by Heisenberg
2	Cirque du Soleil (thing) (-37) by theonomist
3	November 4, 2004 (idea) (-32) by Lencil
4	Virtual March on Washington (idea) (-27) by Noung
5	Ten reasons to believe in God (thing) (-21) by Footprints
6	Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution (idea) (-21) by everyone
7	March 19, 2001 (idea) (-21) by Yawgmoth
8	Fox News Channel (thing) (-17) by Reverend Raven
9	Two Word (essay) (-17) by alex
10	December 14, 2001 (idea) (-16) by SharQ
11	February 23, 2000 (thing) (-16) by PureDoxyk
12	Write A Poem That Isn't Shitty Quest 2010 (thing) (-15) by ushdfgakjasgh
13	The purpose of religion (idea) (-15) by theonomist
14	Narcissistic Personality Disorder (fiction) (-15) by ushdfgakjasgh
15	I will fuck sophanda on the bus to school (poetry) (-14) by ushdfgakjasgh

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Longest Writeups

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1	Cymbeline V.v (thing) (79207) by Evil Catullus
2	The Simpsons episode guide, continued (essay) (71263) by sam512
3	Jordan's Waterhammer (person) (68637) by iceowl
4	Canada (place) (65535) by Palpz
5	curvature (idea) (65535) by chomps
6	June 16, 2008 (log) (65535) by Aerobe
7	The Hundredth Monkey (idea) (65535) by Sylvar
8	A Conversation Regarding the Work of Michel Foucault (thing) (65535) by cabin fever
9	economy (thing) (65535) by Jaez
10	Oedipus the King (person) (65533) by viterbiSearcher
11	poems I had to do for a school project (poetry) (65510) by Anopia
12	The Fall (thing) (65477) by Ashley Pomeroy
13	Abdul Paton's all Pakistan Park for Penguins and Progress (thing) (65470) by SwimmingMonkey
14	9/11 Conspiracy Theories (thing) (65467) by artman2003
15	Chernobyl (place) (65461) by archiewood

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Shortest Writeups

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1	Favorite Everything quotes (idea) (0) by hoopy_frood
2	Neuromancer (thing) (0) by narzos
3	Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did. (place) (0) by junkpile
4	The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (idea) (0) by Pseudo_Intellectual
5	The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (thing) (0) by neil
6	Favorite Everything quotes (thing) (0) by General Wesc
7	The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (idea) (0) by Lometa
8	How to kiss like a ninja (idea) (0) by AldentheNinja
9	E2SENCE: The Magazine of E2 (idea) (0) by Heisenberg
10	we used to be punk (idea) (0) by prole
11	Gypsy stories (idea) (0) by arcanamundi
12	What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands (idea) (0) by in10se
13	Dissociative identity disorder (thing) (0) by oakling
14	WALL-E (review) (0) by AspieDad
15	Patriot Day (event) (0) by in10se

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Writeup Types

Type	#	%
thing	13751	33.973%
idea	9070	22.408%
definition	6295	15.552%
UNKNOWN	4718	11.656%
person	4074	10.065%
place	1663	4.109%
review	147	0.363%
personal	142	0.351%
poetry	135	0.334%
log	123	0.304%
fiction	119	0.294%
essay	81	0.200%
recipe	73	0.180%
event	59	0.146%
dream	15	0.037%
lede	11	0.027%
Totals	40476	100.000%

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Everything2 Writeup Statistics

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